I would very much like to own a DVD copy of Into the Woods.
My favorite musical of all time.
I'm allowed to say that and still be considered manly because I've been a performer for over a decade.
Where have the years gone?

One of my favorite songs from the musical:
Agony Pt.1

Cinderella's Prince [A]:
Did I abuse her or show her disdain?
Why does she run from me?
If I should lose her, how shall I regain
The heart she has won from me?
Agony!
Beyond power of speech.
When the one thing you want
Is the only thing out of your reach.

Rapunzel's Prince [B]:
High in her tower
She sits by the hour
Maintaining her hair
Blithe and becoming
And frequently humming a light hearted air
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-
Agony!
Far more painful than yours
When you know she would go with you,
If there only were doors.

Both: Agony!
Oh the torture they teach!
B: What's as intriguing-
A: Or half so fatiguing-
Both: As what's out of reach!

A: Am I not sensitive, clever
Well-mannered, considerate,
Passionate, charming,
As kind as I'm handsome,
And heir to the throne?

B: You are everything maidens could wish for!
A: Then why no-?
B: Do I know?
A: The girl must be mad!

B: You know nothing of madness
'Til you're climbing her hair
And you see her up there
As you're nearing her,
All the while hearing her
"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-"

Both: Agony!
A: Misery!
B: Woe!
both: Though it's different for each.
A: Always ten steps behind-
B: Always ten feet below-
Both: And they're just out of reach
Agony!
That can cut like a knife!

I must have her to wife...
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If you're familiar w/ the basic fairy tales, you'll probably enjoy this musical.
Would really enjoy the opportunity to perform in a production of this in my lifetime.

So yea, my reserved spot is gone.
Now it's a first come, first served basis.
Only doubt I have of getting in is covering tuition.
Last time they'll be doing the 6 1/2 month program.
Gonna renovate, and restructure the program.
Next year it'll be an 8 month program.

Any assistance in the form of a co-borrower would be greatly appreciated.
I'd probably name something after you.
Unborn child.
Culinary creation.
Restaurant/franchise.
Penis.
Something.

The Random Quote:
"Perhaps it will take the two of us to get this child." - Into the Woods